In my previous post The Apocalypse Twins Cometh I was excited about the introduction of Uriel and Eimen (the children of Archangel) into the Marvel Universe. I couldn’t wait to observe how they would develop both physically and mentally in future issues. They’re Archangel’s heirs for god’s sake! How could you go wrong? Well it appears Marvel has found a wayto make them all wrong, at least in terms of physical appearance.

Here is their father, Archangel…
Archangel father of Apocalypse Twins
…and here are his children.
Uriel_Eimin Apocalypse Twins Apocalypse Twins

WTF Marvel?! Surely these aren’t the Apocalypse Twins

They look nothing like their father, Archangel or Warren Worthington III. Are we sure these aren’t the milkman’s kids? Hmmm…for fun, here is a list of possible father’s

Deaths Head II you're not the Apocalypse Twins father

Death’s Head II

smaybe hatterax is father of Apocalypse Twins


Sentry & Darth Vader double dads to Apocalypse Twins

Sentry                                       Darth Vader

The only hope I have left is that their tacky outfits are really just a shell and eventually we’ll get to see what’s underneath. And when that happens I hope to god they get it right and make them resemble Archangel to some degree.